no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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