Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Someone shattered a urinal.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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