Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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