"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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