Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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