Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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