i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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