..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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