Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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