I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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