I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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