why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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