I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
That accounts for only three of the penises
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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