I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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