two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
