I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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