Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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