Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.