I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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