Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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