if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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