he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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