I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The uberlube is also flammable
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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