Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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