party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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