And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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