I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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