you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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