There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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