we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
