tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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