his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize