yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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