The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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