we'll go far in life on tits alone.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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