PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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