I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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