You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
