Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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