I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'm always down for nudity.
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