i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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