she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.