God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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