im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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