When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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