Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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