I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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