she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So vagazzling was a success
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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