So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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