i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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