If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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