He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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