that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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