I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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