never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Girls should come with a carfax report
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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