did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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