we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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